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9 Days: 6 Signs You’re About to be Attacked by Zombies

October 23, 2008

Kindly supplied by reader, commenter, and old friend Med, I give you 6 Signs You’re About to be Attacked by Zombies, by!

I will add:

7. You are horrified to see a wave of rats and other small creatures running in the opposite direction.

This mainly happens in travel underground, such as in a sewer system. Chances are that if you find yourself in a sewer system, you are going to be or have been attacked by zombies already, but an oncoming horde of fleeing rats is evidence of an incoming wall of the undead. Should you find yourself in this situation, history says that you may feel compelled to retch or make other disgusted noises, then continue forward as if you didn’t just see thousands of panicked animals running away from your destination. Current understanding of this situation teaches us to turn around and run as if zombies are after you. Because they are.

Can you think of any others?

One Comment leave one →
  1. Ed T. permalink
    October 24, 2008 8:39 am

    8. You have seen 7,234,521 zombie movies, and yet when you or somone close to you is bitten by a zombie and has flesh falling off of them, you decide you want to hold them in your arms “one last time” before they/you die.

    This is not normal folks. I know we all become attached to our families and loved ones but when it is the survival of the human race and the rest of your family is uninfected: GO THE F*CK AWAY FROM THEM!!! If you stay (or they make you stay) it’s Darwin Awards time…


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