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Comment rescue – Non-Amercan view on Palin

August 30, 2008

I haven’t seen Created Equal post before, but this is pretty fucking brill:

I’m not an American. But if I was I’d rather be a Democrat.

Barack Obama will win this election. I know I speak for the 6.3 Billion non-Americans on this planet that we all think Obama would make a better President than any Republican.

Obama is for an inclusive democracy, where everybody matters, everybody is equal and everybody is entitled to pursue thier happiness.

You want to know what the world thinks of you Republicans? The old adage: For those who have much, much is expected seems so apt right now.

What is wrong with you? Honestly, you are an embarrasment to your nation. Shame on you for what you have allowed to happen to your fellow citizens. Your fore-fathers must be turning in their graves at the abomination you have made out of the world’s greatest democracy.

Your Bush claims to talk to God…and he talks back?!?! (He did say God told him to invade Iraq) We all know it was for oil. We all know he stole the election from Al Gore. (It was no co-incidence that his Brother was Govenor of Florida when that happened.) He can’t even speak properly most of the time! But never mind this…

I have to hand it to you. I’ve just watched the Pick for the Republican VP. Are you being fucking serious? Governor Sarah Palin is a joke. And she is not Hillary Clinton, not even close! I can pretty much guarantee you she is a right-wing evangelical Christian funadmentalist. You know how they always joke about how many kids these right-wingers have…well it was never more true! I could’nt stop laughing when she got to kid number 5 or was it 6? She is a baby machine, when will she manage to fit in the responsibility of VP duties?

Frankly the American people need to honestly forget about the meat of these campaign issues and just realise that Nancy Pelosi is going to be running the show if the Republicans steal the election…again (Just trying to figure out how they will do this since they are about as devious as the devil).

Nancy is after all third in line to the throne? I mean let’s face it. John Mc Cain is like the oldest guy in the world. (He farts dust.) If he dosen’t peg or get seriously ill in office I’ll be very suprised, so who then will run the Republic, not Governor Sarah Palin! She’ll be on maternity leave! Or running home to make sure the first husband has a home cooked meal…

If the Republicans win I’ll seriously lobby for the British to revoke your independance until futher notice. I refuse to believe the majority of Americans would be thick enough to vote, yet again, the Republicans into another term. That will be all.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. August 31, 2008 6:51 am

    In other news: Who the fuck CARES what foreigners think of our presidential candidates!

  2. August 31, 2008 7:35 am

    Yes, let’s continue to be hated worldwide! This is a fantastic attitude to have if you love living in Bubblemerica!

  3. September 3, 2008 11:47 pm

    An Interesting juxtaposition just happened above.

    Eshibit A.
    In other news: Who the fuck CARES what foreigners think of our presidential candidates!

    Exhibit B.
    You want to know what the world thinks of you Republicans? What is wrong with you? Honestly, you are an embarrassment to your nation.

    A proves B

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