Now, I’m a baby
The following exchange between my 4-year-old and I just transpired:
Kid: Do you want a bubblegum lollipop?
Me: No, thank you.
Kid: Really? A bubblegum lollipop?
Me: Yeah, I don’t want one.
Kid: Yoy have to say, “No, thank you”!
Me: I did say that!
Kid: No, you said “Yes, please” like a little baby!
Man, she’s rough!