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Cheney Hospitalized for Irregular Heartbeat

November 26, 2007


I guess it must have been scary for him to see his heart beating again from within the glass jar where it was stored by a blind voodoo priestess in the tears of a hundred Saxon virgins.

8 Comments leave one →
  1. Ed T. permalink
    November 28, 2007 11:46 am

    Well you had me until you acknowledged that he had a heart of any kind…

  2. December 2, 2007 12:25 am

    Now you all know his heart is a gas pump.

  3. December 2, 2007 9:05 am

    All joking aside, what’s really sobering is that Bush was one slipped scalpel away from becoming the President.

  4. Brian permalink
    December 2, 2007 9:13 pm

    Did they tase him to turn it back on?

  5. December 3, 2007 5:54 am

    No, you don’t tase Cheney, bro!


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