Skip to content

Catholic church enters the end of the 20th century

April 28, 2007

The Catholic church as finally sent the message that beyond a shadow of a doubt, the faithful must finally take seriously God’s charge to be the stewards of the earth. It would seem that the catalyst for this is the new pope, Darth Benedict, who according to Vatican sources is “is far more engaged in the green debate than John Paul.” The Dread Lord Benedict was heard to say, “If we let global warming destroy the earth, what will I test my Death Star on?” He then cursed the Rebel Alliance and fell down into the reactor core.

All joking aside, I am happy that the church is starting to take it’s responsibility to the welfare of the earth seriously. It will be nice to see them use their lobbying power for a positive goal, rather than it’s medieval distaste for birth control.

Thanks to TPN for the heads-up!

Advertisements
No comments yet

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: